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Sorry Your Teenager is Hormonal

There are only two things you can say to someone parenting a pubescent teen: "Oh dear" and "I'm sending you wine." The latter seems much more helpful.

Sorry Your Teenager is Hormonal
Sorry Your Teenager is Hormonal
Sorry Your Teenager is Hormonal
Sorry Your Teenager is Hormonal
Sorry Your Teenager is Hormonal
Sorry Your Teenager is Hormonal

Sorry Your Teenager is Hormonal

There are only two things you can say to someone parenting a pubescent teen: "Oh dear" and "I'm sending you wine." The latter seems much more helpful.

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What's included?

  • "Awesome" box: White shipper wine gift box with a surprise message printed inside to bring an instant smile.

  • Sommelier-selected wine: 1, 2, 3 or 6 bottles (750ml) of thoughtfully procured, artisan wine so you can gift with confidence.
  • *Sagemoor Special Limited Time Offer 2 Pack: 1 Without Rehearsal White and 1 Miguel the Man Red.

  • Fun coasters: "There's a Wine for That" and "How to Pair Wine with Life" drink coasters in heavyweight cardboard.

  • Custom card: Our signature wine-life pairing card is printed for every order and can be personalized with a photo and message after your wine selection is added to cart.
    Your own uploaded photo or themed thank you/ congratulations/ so sorry sentiment showcased on card front.
    Clear "to" and "from" recipient and sender information or your custom message printed inside. No more searching the bottom of the box to see who sent the gift!
    A description of how the chosen wine pairs with the selected life occasion as well as sommelier-written tasting notes for all the wines in the gift.